All 4 Free Credit Report Commercials (Lyrics)

All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video. LYRICS: Pirate: They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hackers stole my identity. Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw). I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts. So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts. Dream Girl: Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad. So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s. Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card. If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard. New Car: Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked ’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact FREE that spells free credit report.com baby Saw their ads on my tv thought about goin’ but was too lazy Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at FREE that spells free, credit report.com baby! Bike: Check it out Gas prices Blowing up sky high Ditch my used sub-compack For a 2 wheel drive Now I’m rolling eco friendly But I

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